SHEILA : Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won’t obey the parents
They just want to fart and curse !
SHARON : Should we blame the government ?
LIANE : Or blame society ?
STUART/GERALD/RANDY : Or should we blame the images on TV ?
SHEILA : No, blame Canada !
EVERYNE : Blame Canada !
SHEILA : With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
EVERYONE : Blame Canada ! Blame Canada !
SHEILA : We need to form a full assault
EVERYONE : It’s Canada’s fault !
SHARON : Don’t blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he’s off to join the Klan !
LIANE : And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
SHEILA : Wll, blame Canada !
EVERYONE : Blame Canada !
SHEILA : It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since Canada came along
EVERYONE : Blame Canada !
Blame Canada !
COPY SHOP EMPLOYEE : They’re not even a real country anyway
CAROL : My son could’ve been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
EVERYONE : Should we blame the matches ?
Should we blame the fire ?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire ?
SHEILA : Heck, no !
EVERYONE : Blame Canada ! Blame Canada !
SHEILA : With all their hockey hullabaloo
LIANE : And that bitch Anne Murray, too
EVERYONE : Blame Canada ! Shame on Canada for...
The smut we must cut
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us !