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Autre secte, autre credo :
a Göttingen-Københavnist Creed :
I believe in the Holy Duality, and its prophet is Niels Bohr. But Duality is true ! Believe it, you small children !
I believe in the goblin and poltergeist corpuscle, exempted from any physical law, but by miracle coming back under some statistical physical laws when in crowds. But the corpuscles are true ! Believe it, you small children !
I believe in the Newtonian universal time, precisely the time of the laboratory. But the Newtonian time is true ! Believe it, you small children !
I believe in the auto-similitude of the Newtonian time at all scales. But it is true ! Believe it, you small children !
I believe that a photon, an electron and so on, must transmute into corpuscles, by politeness toward the big chiefs. But it is true ! Believe it, you small children !
I believe in the Cruel Uncertainty of the immortal prophet Heisenberg. I believe that Joseph Fourier and the Fourier’s transform have never existed. But it is true ! Believe it, you small children !
I believe that those who dare to remember Joseph Fourier and the Fourier’s transform are infidel to the True Faith, and are liable for the pyre. But it is true ! Believe it, you small children !
I believe that the Ramsauer-Townsend transparency effect has never existed, and these facts were never confirmed, and are only an invention of the Evil. But it is true ! Believe it, you small children !
I believe that the anti-reflect coatings do not exist either and do not work at all at large angles of incidence. But it is true ! Believe it, you small children !
I believe that the interferential colors and their changes with incidence do not exist. I believe that ducks and pawns and teals and lapwings do not exist. But it is true ! Believe it, you small children !
I believe that the radiocrystallography and the spectrography only depend on the crowds laws, and never may be related to individual laws of the photons, of the electrons, of the neutrons, etc. But it is true ! Believe it, you small children !
I believe that during its journey from the electron gun to the microchip to engrave, an electron takes the time to explore beyond the planet Jupiter. But it is true, as Stephen Hawking and Richard Feynman have written so ! Believe it, you small children !
I believe in the magical and mystic collapse of the wave function. But it is true ! Believe it, you small children !
I believe in the wave function, which has been with reason spoiled from any physical character, such as a frequency, wavelength, phase, and absorber, but whose hermitian square gives the probability of apparition of the goblin and poltergeist corpuscle, and of the holy virgin at Fatima. But it is true ! Believe it, you small children !
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